
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
(via sugav)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(via sugav)
hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
that’s good to know
(via ultimatemindfuckery)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via kaliforniakenyaa)
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
(via makingeverythinganevent)